In honor of Mardi Gras, today was all about Decadent Cuisine in Zerd Werld. Oh! The Yummies! Lamb Osso Buco, anyone? Savory Chicken Salad? Or perhaps a creamy Carmel Pecan Tart? Tomorrow all those boisterous calories will turn to Ash* on my hips, but today is for Richness of Flavor.
I am getting a bit of a workout this evening, however, with all the Election Buzz. Oh! The Excitement! Super Tuesday has never before seemed to This Humble Personage quite so elevated** a competition. [Sound of hunting horns in the distance. In terribly false British manor accent:] What ho! The Game's a-foot!
*And by "ash" I mean "fat, fat, fat."
**I do love my puns, lame as they are.
I am getting a bit of a workout this evening, however, with all the Election Buzz. Oh! The Excitement! Super Tuesday has never before seemed to This Humble Personage quite so elevated** a competition. [Sound of hunting horns in the distance. In terribly false British manor accent:] What ho! The Game's a-foot!
*And by "ash" I mean "fat, fat, fat."
**I do love my puns, lame as they are.
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