I am just returned from Californ-I-A. I drove my trip, stopping now and again at various rest stops for various kinds of rest. Something grabbed my attention on the journey: the many ways to flush a toilet. Yes, yes; I appreciated the glorious green trees, the mountains' majesty, the rolling plains...but my thoughts stayed with the toilet.
You can flush a toilet by: pulling a cord from the ceiling, jiggling the tank handle, flashing your nude butt in front of a motion sensor, pressing a button on the tank lid, pressing a button on the back wall, stepping on a lever, and lowering the seat cover.
G*d bless America.
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